In reality, private detectives seldom got the girl, more often than not got
stuck photographing cheating lovers, and rarely got to beat the cops
out of any famous murder cases. And they never, ever, ever had leggy
dames with curves like the coast of Florida lining up outside their offices
for double entendres, sultry seductions and hard-boiled adventures.
But honestly, none of that matters when I start to read or write.